McCourt Offers New Fenway To NOG

In a stunning and totally unconfirmed development, the Frank McCourt divorce mess may result in a New Fenway Park for Red Sox fans. McCourt, who may still own some of his South Boston waterfront property (Editor's Note: Boston Dust Mites is reporting this contrary to all available evidence—hey, it's what we do), is rumored to be offering the NOG (who beat him out in the Bud Selig-rigged ownership selection) both the land and a New Fenway Park on the site.

The above photo shows what the new waterfront park will look like—tentatively called, "Take This, You Witch Ballpark On the Waterfront". Boston Dust Mites has learned that the plan may be an elaborate way to deny his former spouse any further claim on Mr. McCourt's assets.

As usual, this report is based on totally unreliable sources (if any).