NOG To Fire Carmine

While rumors have been swirling about the possible firings of Theo Epstein or Terry Francona, unreliable sources have told Boston Dust Mites that the Carmine computer program is about to be axed by the New Ownership Group (NOG). Forbes List Billionaire (FLB) John Henry is said to have briefly diverted his attention from the latest Liverpool soccer match long enough to give the termination order on the software that recommended the free agent signings of John Lackey and Carl Crawford.

Boston Dust Mites has so far been unable to track down Carmine for a comment. However, a spokesman for the program passed along this comment from the heavily criticized digital advisor, "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true." Boston Dust Mites is looking into the significance of this and will report back any new findings.