Wally Drinking On Field?

Just when you thought the Red Sox Winter Of Discontent could not get any worse, completely unreliable sources tell Boston Dust Mites that Wally The Green Monster was spotted drinking a Midori cocktail on the field at City Of Palms last Spring.

An unattributed photo of the large, green mascot was delivered to the Dust Mites offices (see picture) which seems to show Wally in an unstable condition with a cocktail of the famous green liqueur in hand. After a thorough investigation, BDM determined that the cocktail in question is a 'Midori Lucky Charm' (2 ounces Midori, 1 ounce Skyy vodka , Orange juice. Mix the Midori and vodka and pour into an ice-filled glass. Top with orange juice.).

Wally could not be reached for comment. Oh, the humanity! (or whatever life form a mascot is).