Tuesday, October 11, 2011

New Film Venture For NOG?

Our completely unreliable source on Yawkey Way indicates that the NOG—always on the lookout for another non-baseball venture—is thinking about entering the movie business.

The first blockbuster epic will be a disaster film about the upcoming 2012 Red Sox season. Tentatively titled "2012—Dropkick This", the movie will star Wally The Green Monster as himself and Brad Pitt as John Henry.

There will reportedly be cameo appearances by injured players from the Liverpool soccer team and whoever it is that drives for the Roush Fenway NASCAR Racing Team.

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