Thursday, July 2, 2015

RUMOR: August 'Bernie Sanders Night At Fenway'?

As the Red Sox season goes down the tubes, the NOG (AKA, "New Ownership Group") may be looking to spark renewed interest in going to Fenway—while at the same time playing into their core political beliefs. Completely unconfirmed reports point to an August "Meet Bernie Sanders Night At Fenway". Reportedly, the first 5,000 fans going through the turnstiles will get a Bernie Bobblehead along with an autographed copy of the candidate's "Little Red Book" of quotations. In keeping with the political philosophies of both the owners and Sanders, all concession food will be free—and anyone under 18 who happens to celebrate a birthday that night, will be given a tuition-free college education. It's also rumored that Raul Castro will be flown in to throw out the first pitch.

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