Once the euphoria died down, and the Chicago media got off their knees, Cubs fans began to have some second thoughts about Theo Epstein. Our Boston Dust Mites Roving Reporter, Biff Chad, was in the Windy City for 'Man on the W. Addison Street' interviews.Biff filled people in on Theo's role in the acquisitions of John Lackey, Matt Clement, Carl Crawford, Bobby Jenks, J.D. Drew, Edgar Renteria, Eric Gagne and Julio Lugo. Panic began to set in as several fans began a spontaneous "Occupy Wrigley" tent city—complete with whiny, spoiled activists from Northwestern and the University of Chicago.
BDM will keep our fans here in Boston posted on developments. In the interim, if anyone would like to contribute to Biff's Bail Fund, please contact First Third Bank, Waveland Branch.
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