Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Impatient Sox Fans Storm Fenway

Boston Dust Mites (BDM) is following a breaking news story (based on completely unreliable sources) that angry Red Sox fans are about to storm the barricades of Fenway Park. Apparently, inaction on a range of critical team decisions (not the least of which is the 60-day nationwide manager search) is infuriating followers of the Carmine Hose. Led by irate season-ticket holders (about to be dunned for their 2012 payments just before Christmas), the mob was moving down Commonwealth Avenue, through Kenmore Square and onto Yawkey Way. Mayor Menino, reached for comment about the protest, said the city respects all forms of expression and that he was looking forward to the "transmission" from an angry mob to a more "octopy"-like encampment.

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