Low-Budget Truck Day For Cost-Conscious Sox

On The Way, On The Cheap!

A completely unreliable source has informed Boston Dust Mites that the Red Sox—ever mindful of the luxury tax threshold—have gone on the cheap for this year's Truck Day. Instead of the large, imposing moving van of years past, the ownership group has decided to just pack a few essentials into a Thrifty-Rent-A-Car panel truck (see picture). Players on the 40-man roster or those who have a Spring Training invitation will need to bring their own stuff. Reportedly, some of the veteran players were upset with the new plan, but they were quickly mollified by new iPad minis for each of their family members.