Wednesday, May 29, 2013

REPORT: Alien Contact Contains Sox Message

Boston Dust Mites has received an unconfirmed report that the first ever alien contact has included a Red Sox-related message. The message was received on April 2, 2013 and transmitted to the NORAD base inside Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado. While government cryptographers were at first unable to decipher the message, a young Red Sox fan living near Colorado Springs discovered the key. As the photo shows, the alien life forms are urging further playing time for Jackie Bradley, Jr. We could not agree more, ET!

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