Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Rich Liverpuddlian Donates Trampolines

Boston Dust Mites has learned—from completely unreliable sources—that a wealthy resident of Liverpool, England has donated three dozen 'trampoline training devices' to the Yankee camp in Tampa. The unidentified, self-described "big fan" of the Pinstripers wanted to provide state of the art aerobic exercise equipment for his favorite team. The stylish trampolines (pictured here) are emblazoned with the famous New York Yankee logo and the donor hopes each and every member of the 2012 squad will use one daily. Disabled Yankee hurler Joba Chamberlain could not be reached for comment.

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